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posted 3 hours ago on August 31, 2014 with 12,357 notes

xekstrin:

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO I’VE SEEN ALL YEAR

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posted 5 hours ago on August 31, 2014 with 102,534 notes

spinsterprivilege:

cinnamonxwolf:

iswearimnotnaked:

If you live anywhere near Evansville Indiana please be safe because apparently 10 women have been abducted and now they’re saying it’s a possible serial killer sO please don’t go anywhere alone

THANK GOD PEOPLE REBLOGGED THIS BECAUSE I’M NOT FAR FROM THERE AND THERES NO FUCKING INFORMATION OUT ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW THANKS AGAIN TUMBLR FOR TELLING ME MORE THAN ANY NEWS SOURCE EVER WOULD

Southwestern Indiana be careful!!!

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posted 6 hours ago on August 31, 2014 with 29,810 notes

ask-gallows-callibrator:

msrmoony:

If you ever date an asexual person be sure to get the specifics of their asexuality because the level of comfort with physical contact is different for all of us.

YES 
THIS IS SERIOUSLY IMPORTANT 

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posted 6 hours ago on August 31, 2014 with 105,948 notes

seaminglycomplex:

This is the best ASL Bucket Challenge I’ve seen so far.

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posted 6 hours ago on August 31, 2014 with 80,301 notes

queerdontfear:

I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.

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posted 6 hours ago on August 31, 2014 with 847 notes
If you don’t love Geoff Ramsey then remember that whilst changing his surname to his stepfather’s he was informed that changing his other names wouldn’t cost extra. So he legally changed his middle name to Lazer.

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posted 6 hours ago on August 31, 2014 with 277,305 notes

theanti90smovement:

very small dog? puppy

very big dog? puppy

very young dog? puppy

very old dog? puppy

puppy? puppy

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