The kingdom of dumb jokes sarcastic remarks and all things twisted
posted 23 minutes ago on October 20, 2014 with 22,227 notes
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posted 27 minutes ago on October 20, 2014 with 101,108 notes

samkizzle:

letskisstheangels:

Visit Rapture!

Step 1: Stare at the centre dot for 30 seconds.

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Step 3: Enjoy!

THIS IS WONDERFUL

(Source: galaxan, via rasimoran)

posted 35 minutes ago on October 20, 2014 with 17,306 notes

surround-sound-sugar-skulls:

onion-monkey:

brispeak:

soveryanon:

soveryanon:

azesdrftghjnkghjd no, you don’t understand, Kojirō is such a sweetie and Haruka is such a sweetie that they could trust each other about their Pokémon needing rest……………..

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James is such a sweetheart it’s ridiculous.

James is the best pokémon trainer ever. He asks if his pokémon WANTS to join him.

I want the pokemon games to have a James option where you can decide  to ask a pokemon if they want to join your party.. it should be an option you can only pick at the start and if they say no you let them go and leave them alone

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posted 37 minutes ago on October 20, 2014 with 25,579 notes

writtenanddirected:

a new ask meme: go to my ask and paste the last thing you copied and send it to me without any explanation

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posted 49 minutes ago on October 20, 2014 with 89 notes

homotarou-mikoshiba:

homotarou-mikoshiba:

how much would you weigh without your skin and muscle meat?

a skeleton

(via homotarou-mikoshiba)

posted 51 minutes ago on October 20, 2014 with 199,365 notes

just-troylerthings:

4thalbum:

"all gays will go to hell"

oh noooo…. what will i do… surrounded with ……. nothing ……. but other homosexuals……….. u win this round……… god

THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES

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posted 52 minutes ago on October 20, 2014 with 1,474 notes

Achievement Hunter Catchphrases - Literally everything Ray says ever (and regrets immediately)

Requested by raysnarvaezjr

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posted 55 minutes ago on October 20, 2014 with 857 notes

freckledjeankirschtein:

WELCOME

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ATTACK

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ON

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TITAN

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FANDOM

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PLEASE

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ENJOY

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YOUR

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STAY

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posted 57 minutes ago on October 20, 2014 with 388,667 notes

allonsy-billy:

adorability:

acidpunch:

what if u woke up tomorrow and it was the first day of seventh grade and everythings that happened since then was just a dream

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Exactly

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posted 59 minutes ago on October 20, 2014 with 732,280 notes

officialputin:

putins-boyfriend:

putins-girlfriend:

yourtubes:

reblog if your url represents who you really are 

I am really Putin’s girlfriend

then we have a problem

I can explain it

(via insanityfavorsme)

posted 1 hour ago on October 20, 2014 with 299,056 notes

vastderp:

getoffthefuckingcomputer:

kate-wisehart:

togifs:

A black guy, a priest and a rabbi get on a plane… 

oh my god

finally

IT HAPPENED

(via captainarlert)